omfg
so me and my fiance were laying down playing with my phone’s speech to text search thing
he likes to blurt random shit and he said ‘dick hat’ to the phone, just making up random shit and
the fuck is this, we thought
and
THERE’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE HATS FOR YOUR DICKS
I can’t stop laughing
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
carry-on-my-wayward-superwholock:
I’m starting to love this fucking duck.
For once a meme that actually might be worth something in life
Cool
it teaches you everything from how to fucking get rid of shoe stink to how to murder people safely holy shit
um.
Ducking great meme here!
I love you
I’m strong.
But when you found me I was at a weak point and gradually becoming me again. I went through some tough times. Everyone has some dark places and I was trying very hard to break out of mine.
I hated it. I hated being alone.
When I look back now I realize I was alone all along. I just hadn’t cut the ties and sealed the deal. I didnt think I could handle being alone for real. Keeping him around even though he wasnt really there was what kind of what got me through the day. Not ever getting the phone calls is what hurt. Waiting for just one text.. Just one to make the thoughts go away. Preying he wasn’t seeing someone knew or that he’d been hurt in an accident. Just something to put my mind at ease. But I knew deep down inside that it was just a matter of time before it was over. Honestly I knew it all alone that it wasn’t if it would last but how long it would last. Surprisingly I let it hurt me for 3 years before enough was enough and I just couldn’t hurt anymore. I cried too many tears and lost so much needed sleep and the thought of him being…not mine made me sick. I threw up daily until I had just dry heaves… So scared and anxious that I was right. And I was. So I begged for it to be over and it finally happened.
I was free, alone, and confused now. I sat thinking of how I could have changed things or how things could’ve worked out but then I decided it was never worth it. None of it was ever worth it. He was never fucking worth it.
I thought I knew what real love was, but real love isn’t one sided its the whole damn package. It’s everything you could imagine it would be.
It’s you.
I knew from the first time I spotted you that this was going to be amazing. I’ve never been so blessed to have such an amazing bestfriend and man in my life. I carry major trust issues with me and you have accepted them with such an open and warm heart. You’re truly the only person I have ever cried tears of joy for or been knocked off my feet by the thoughtful and loving things you say. With the love and kindness we both possess I hope to be with you for the rest of my life. Jon, I love you.
